*INTRODUCTION TO TUNE..*
Darcy was a pigeon, a pigeon, a pigeon
Darcy was a pigeon, a pigeon that flew
He flew in the morning, he flew in the night
And when he got home he was covered in.................
Dorothy was his girlfriend, his girlfriend, his girlfriend
Dorothy was his girlfriend, who liked to shop
She shopped in the morning, espechially at Next
And when she got home she liked to have........
Dicky was the offspring, the offspring, the offspring
Dicky was the offspring, who played
He played in the morning, he played with his sock
And when he got board he played with his.....
*MUSIC TO FADE*